What doesn't get done in the garden

On the Telegraph website I read an article by Anne Wareham on "Why I hate gardening" http://www.telegraph.co.uk/gardening/8479689/Anne-Wareham-Why-I-hate-gardening.html

What I like is the list of things she doesn't do which I don't do either:
Turn my compost heap
Wash my pots
Clean my garden tools
Edge the grass, and how list of other things to do to a lawn (thoughI don't have a lawn!)
Dig up plants and divide them
Put out slug traps
Graft
Dig
Lime
Clean the greenhouse (I don't have a greenhouse, but I don't clean the conservatory which counts as the equivalent)
Remove any leaves from borders
Label plants
Mulch at some particular time of year

I do, however, grow my own vegetables.

Her garden in the picture looks very attractive. She loves the garden, not the gardening!